Monday, January 30, 2006

Dear Jimmy "Shitstorm" Frey, I was shocked that someones life could be more fucked up than mine.


I just knew that some of the book was fabricated. The oral surgery was bullshit I know, I lost 8 of mine in a drunken beating and almost died of misery in the MONTHS it took to drill and burn the things back to some sort of working order. Some of the relationships were a bit off as well, but I accepted them, and really liked them, they were my people, people I know, people who know me. I picked this book up when it first came out, the cover intrigued me, and I really enjoyed it. Fuck, I reccomended it to so many of my friends, especially those who were in recovery. I was inspired by the courage, the I dont give a fuck courage that it takes to pull yourself out of a hole that deep. I knew this guy, I wanted to know this guy, he survived, he was brave enough to choose a path other than the program and it worked for him, like it did for me. I wonder what the past few months have been like for you Jimmy the fratboy gone bad. I wonder if you get heckled going down the street. I hope so. And fuck your rich parents as well, they knew it was a pack of shit all along. Take the Tao, and shove it up your bloated ass, you fucking liar.

p.s. I dont want my money back for the book, I stole it(and that my friends is true) bite me Nan Talese...

CoCo Beasel
Professional Wrestler

* Send letters for James to jamesfreyowesmemoney@gmail.com.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to wrestle James Frey oiled and nude on a bear skin rug in front of a roaring fire.

1/31/2006 11:57 PM  

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